f.a.q.'s > All Questions > Who should not sign up for my medical practice?

Someone who needs a physician who wears a tie…

1. Ties are uncomfortable.

2. You don’t need me to wear one to know that I’m the physician.

Someone who needs a physician who wears a white coat...

1. See above re: ties.

2. I don’t need the extra pockets!

Someone who is uncomfortable with paying a practice membership fee…if this is you please think about what you pay for cable or satellite television service, automobile club membership, shopping club membership such as Sam's Club, or health club membership regardless of how much or how little you actually use these things. If you're still concerned about this, please call me and I'll be happy to discuss this with you.

Last updated on November 30, 2007 by Dr Wayne Johnson